August 29, 2007
I spit in people’s food….
When I was a waiter, I spit in people’s food now and again. I usually did it to get even — for being treated like pond scum. But sometimes I did it just because I hated the job and hated my life at the time. But, yeah, you bet, I’m careful where I eat out these days and how I treat the waitstaff. Karma, right?
Submitted by: Kevin
At 10:25 am on August 2, 2008, Anonymous commented:
I spit in relative’s food. I don’t regret it. And now, reading your post, I congratulate you on doing it and think I should start spitting in people’s food again. One technique, if it is a sandwich, spit in the mayonaise and they will never know, but you will. Simple pleasures of this life - because there is no god, and vengeance, if at all, is yours to deliver, or else the evil win. I know I sound evil, but the spit is miniscule to the evil of the recipient or else you wouldn’t do it.
At 9:44 pm on September 1, 2008, July commented:
OMG! I am so overtipping from now on. I’m tipping before I even get the meal!