Friends
- I have had sex with the boyfriend of one of my best friends five times….
- I regret trying to impress you….
- You, my best friend, are dead because of me….
- I was too stupid to realize you loved me….
- I’m still a virgin because I didn’t seize the opportunity….
- I slept with one of my gay friends….
- I was blind and gave you the cold shoulder….
- I regret letting you touch me….
- Too stupid to realize that someone could love me…
- I’ve fantasized about sleeping with my father’s best friend since I was 16….
- Please know how much I believe in you….
- I stole that pack of gum….
- I feel like I destroyed a friendship….
- I hope she knows I love her….
- Maybe I regret telling everyone about what you like to do in bed….
- You are the only one whose hurt continues to haunt me….
- I regret not being your happiness….
- I wrecked your car…
- Tarnishing your memory every single day…
- I still miss your friendship all the time….
- I regret not kissing you….
- I really am here for you….
- I should have been kinder to you….
- I yearn for the day we can be together….
- Tgggr — I wish we were still in contact….
- I feel strangled in this relationship….
- Wish I could erase everything…
- I owe you the world but all I’ve given you is tension….
- I wish you could let me in a little….
- Every little iguana darted to the back, except for you, Bacchus….
- We smoked away any relationship that could have been….
- I am not perfect….
- I should have let it slide….
- I can’t forget you and it hurts….
- You were the first friend I truly ever considered a friend….
- Why do I always come to the lesson late?
- That chill her mother put in her…
- I wish we could go back in time….
- I wish I had kissed it….
- I should have told you…
- For calling you those horrible names…
- Someone should kick you in the balls….
- I was so hot for your mom that it was becoming obvious…
- I am still suffering from just the pure meanness….
- It seemed to be more about sex than love….
- I was a stupid, fat bully….
- The on-line dating service won’t tell me who you are or how to find you….
- Life in general came before our friendship….
- That meal wasn’t worth what I did for it….
- You deserved whatever money he gave you….
- The kind of laughter we enjoy together is better than sex….
- The true opposite of love is fear….
- They took their fear of not belonging out on me….
- I do not approve of breaking up marriages….
- Maybe we can try again….
- Don’t forget about us….
- I sat in my kitchen, undecided, letting time pass….
- I’m sorry for using you….
- I would never hurt her on purpose….
- These losses that are often not our faults
- I’m sorry I stayed your friend…
- I didn’t have the courage to scream…
- I “cursed” you after you took your life…
- I was too weak to do what was right….
- I fell in love and was afraid of confrontation….
- Falling in love with her boyfriend…
- We were so mean to you….
- I always expected you to be there….
- I stole your maps….
- The hurt in your eyes…
- I was such a lazy bitch of a teacher….
- In the throes of a paranoid mania…
- I had a crush on your roommate…
- The sex was great but….
- Telling my brother I loved him before he died…
- I regret waiting so very long to “come out”….
- She slept with someone else…
- So that he needs me…
- Sex with my fiancé’s best friend…
- Spending our days not caring about anything except…
- She had it all…
- Because I was a faithless slut…
- My favorite form of masochism is to replay that night…
- I am at one end of a cramped cave…
- What a sham to say something like that…
- I saw a man practicing his golf swing…
- The one person I’ve really loved…
- I should have been stronger…
- Mortified does not begin to describe what I felt…
- A musician named Dewey…
- I am sorry to Kathy who…
- My sisters and I made you feel unwelcome…