January 28, 2007
She’s sweet and bubbly and cute as hell….
And I should have married HER. Not only because she’s sweet and bubbly and cute as hell but because now she’s loaded. Her ship came in big time with this side business of hers. She drives a Porsche. She’s got a white brick house on three acres of land, some guy in a suit to keep her company, and a bungalow in Costa Rica. Me, I got a car that needs a new transmission, a landlord who’s screwing me, and tiny, tiny balls.
Submitted by: Dumbass
At 4:52 am on January 28, 2007, Angie S. commented:
Serves him right. Men think marriage is a sentence but what they don’t get is that it can also be a get-out-of-jail card, a ticket to more possibility rather than less.