February 16, 2007

Karma is a b****…

I regret giving you a slice of happiness while receiving nothing in return. Chocolate cake for your birthday, a fancy blow job and 2 books for your niece at Xmas. What did you get me again?? Kangaroo jerky and vegemite.

I regret coordinating a focus group for you. You could’ve told me that you didn’t know if you wanted to be in a relationship with me before I went out of my way to get a crew together for you. To top that off you only paid everyone $50…How cheap can you be!!! I regret wasting so much of my time with you when you didn’t appreciate me. I regret not realizing that you didn’t know me and didn’t care to. Everything about you is superficial, and I regret not seeing that sooner.

I regret not listening to my friends who all thought you were gay.

Most of all I regret not telling you to go f*** yourself when we last spoke. Karma is a b**** and judging from your recent weight gain, it’s already catching up with you.

I feel much better now. Thanks for listening.

Submitted by: Plantation

posted to Ex's

2 comments

  • At 5:09 pm on February 20, 2007, him commented:

    I understand that you’re feeling hurt and that that is why you wrote those things.

    I regret that you don’t realize that I do think you’re amazing and talented and beautiful (that’s why I was drawn to you).

    I regret that I was snarky at times; I should have been more direct and open.

    I regret that we slept together after we’d parted because that was irresponsible of me.

    I regret that you seem unaware that I really was invested; I just came to feel we weren’t meant for each other.

  • At 11:31 pm on February 6, 2008, adrianna commented:

    fuck ya!! go you!!

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