August 29, 2007
I spit in people’s food….
When I was a waiter, I spit in people’s food now and again. I usually did it to get even — for being treated like pond scum. But sometimes I did it just because I hated the job and hated my life at the time. But, yeah, you bet, I’m careful where I eat out these days and how I treat the waitstaff. Karma, right?
Submitted by: Kevin
At 10:25 am on August 2, 2008, Anonymous commented:
I spit in relative’s food. I don’t regret it. And now, reading your post, I congratulate you on doing it and think I should start spitting in people’s food again. One technique, if it is a sandwich, spit in the mayonaise and they will never know, but you will. Simple pleasures of this life – because there is no god, and vengeance, if at all, is yours to deliver, or else the evil win. I know I sound evil, but the spit is miniscule to the evil of the recipient or else you wouldn’t do it.
At 9:44 pm on September 1, 2008, July commented:
OMG! I am so overtipping from now on. I’m tipping before I even get the meal! 🙂
At 3:00 am on March 23, 2009, Anonymous commented:
Pig…
At 9:58 am on January 1, 2010, An honest, hard working American commented:
Scum Bags. You should be sentenced to eating and drinking everyone elses spit for life!
At 2:57 pm on March 23, 2010, Nunya commented:
Ew.
At 7:27 am on September 25, 2010, kenz commented:
Um.. I sure hope you only spit in the rude people’s food.. You could pass on a disease or something. Like that’s actually gross. I would totally do it, though.. Only if the people were being jack*sses. Never to polite people.
That’s why I’m always polite when I go out!
At 3:32 am on September 11, 2011, disgusted commented:
That is extremely childish. Spit is disgusting!