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I regret the time I slept with a prostitute. She was an NYU student and clearly didn’t show up to my apartment because she wanted to get laid. She needed money. Her name was Rose (fake name, for sure) and she was a doll, beautiful and intelligent. Turns out, I’m an NYU alum and we had some of the same professors. It made for interesting pre-coital conversation. I should’ve just given her the money and let her watch TV for an hour. Instead I gave it to her good and hard, military and then from behind. Twice. I needed it at the time, and she was a sweetheart about it, faked the orgasm like a pro. I didn’t even have enough cash on hand to give her a handsome tip. If you’re out there, “Rose,” I apologize and hope it all worked out for you in the end.Submitted by: Big City Al