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Okay, here goes. In 2007 I was foolish enough to become infatuated with you, even though my true love was then, and is now, Helen. She has forgiven my foolishness, but you, Crystal, have not. You rightfully put a restraining order against me, since you don’t know me from Adam, and I understand. But since the TRO is now expired, I’ve been looking for a way to apologize to you for my behavior. I never intended any harm toward you, and I regret everything that I have done regarding my foolish and immature infatuation. I want you to know those feelings are no longer there. I finally grew up, and realize that my true love is Helen. She and I are together now, and totally committed to one another. We have even discussed marriage. She is the most wonderful woman in the world, and I totally regret wasting any of my time being infatuated with you, when she was right there, the whole time, showing me how much she loves me. At any rate, I never meant to hurt or frighten you, or to make you feel uncomfortable. I regret sending gifts, and pestering you, and everything. Most of all, I regret destroying a friendship, and ruining everyone’s fun at Jellicle Moon, just because I had to act like an overboard infatuated middle-aged teenager. If i could go back in time and knock some sense into my own head, I would. I am truly sorry.

Submitted by: Stuart