November 30, 2006
I haven’t been happy since…
AUBADE
I haven’t been happy
inside my body
since the last time
my body
was inside yours.
Submitted by: Joe Hart
AUBADE
I haven’t been happy
inside my body
since the last time
my body
was inside yours.
Submitted by: Joe Hart
I regret giving my first wife herpes and my second wife a fur coat.
Submitted by: Jim Davidson
I regret that time has passed and you and I no longer live in the same little apartment, spending our days not caring about anything except how we were going to have more fun, drink more beer, and laugh harder than we did the day before. You are the man! Here’s to your nipple earring and my dumb tattoos.
Submitted by: AJ Baime
Her name was Jennifer. She was beautiful, funny, smart. In short, she had it all. In college she was the girlfriend of my best friend. The three of us had great times.
When I moved to New York after school, so did Jennifer and suddenly it was like the two of us against the world. We were lonely in this isolating place. We had no money, so we were bored. All the elements conspired to throw us together with nothing to do but drink cheap beer in cans. Not that I don’t take responsibility for what happened.
Years have gone by since all this went down. But you and I have never been as close as we used to be. I regret those few nights I thought I had a relationship with this girl, who (yes) had it all and (yes) was your ex. I’m sorry! Even though you and I haven’t seen each other much in these years, I still think of you as one of my best friends.
Submitted by: Albert
I regret every life lost in Iraq. I regret that there’s no way for me to tell the Iraqis that most of us feel as powerless about all this as they do.
Submitted by: Alice G.
i regret every piece of food i put in my mouth.
Submitted by: Emily
I regret hurting my one and only true love. Dearest Katlie, I am so sorry for the pain and suffering I have put you through. I kept my promise and stayed away from you, so you could live your life in peace. One day I hope you can forgive me. I am trying to forgive myself.
Submitted by: leader62
I wish I had never slept with Eric.Not only did I help him cheat on his girlfriend of many years, I was also cheating on the only man who truly cared about me and didn’t treat me like a cheap lay; but the truth is I am one and I am so so sorry for it. I betrayed him and I hate myself for it.Submitted by: Cat
I truly regret not being able to understand at the time your profound problems with communicating and relating. I wish we could turn back the clock and start again. I don’t understand what you are trying to communicate by your campaign of criminal damage to my property and car. You ended our relationship, I didn’t. Are you trying to say that you regret that as much as I do?
Submitted by: Anonymous
It’s because my love for you scares me…
that I keep calling you Ratboy.
Submitted by: Doug
I regret the day I allowed myself to get on a plane and leave Los Angeles. Someone I cared for and who cared for me deeply fell by the wayside because “compromise” wasn’t part of my vocabulary. I regret the simplicity of it all.
Submitted by: Scott
sometimes i regret the day i fell in love with you, Chris. all you have caused is pain in my life since you dumped me for someone in Atlanta. you may say you still love me and we needed more than love to save our relationship, but that does not take the hurt away.
you took four months away from me. four months of not being able to get out of bed in the morning. four months of “what ifs”. four months of panicking i’d run into you on the street and how i would react. four months, Chris, FOUR MONTHS! it may not seem like a lot but it was an eternity to me.
you may say someday we’re getting back together but that is NOT going to happen. not after what you put me through. the pain. oh the pain i’ve been through. and i don’t want that again. you had your chance, Chris, and you blew it. big time. I was the best thing to walk into your life and you kicked me to the curb like some stray dog.
Submitted by: Jim
i regret that one last drink that later in the evening led me to inflate your already over-inflated ego. for the record, it was about sex, not love. i’m not longing for the relationship we had. it was horrible, dear. Submitted by: Charlie
not reaching out and being myself
not being able to quit smoking
sleeping with Ernie
lying
Submitted by: Sarah
I regret sleeping with Steve P. and ruining a friendship with you, Cat. I didn’t learn anything. I regret lusting after Rich… for two years. I am sorry, Meg. I regret hurting friends and my sister over men who were already involved. I regret pining away for another man when I was pregnant with our baby. I wish I had learned to be more honest and loyal long before I started having sex or making children. Thank god I haven’t married anyone! I wish I listened to people more and cared more about their feelings. I don’t want to regret having no one special in my life one day because I was a faithless slut.Submitted by: Emily
I gave my everything to my ex-husband. He was the only man who made me laugh at every situation, who got me through many rough patches and who loved me for who I was. We were married for 10 years no kids. 2 weeks after our 10 year anniversary is when he told me that he is no longer in love with me. I was in shock. I see this happen in movies but never thought it would happen to me. He fell in love online with a girl who lives in Brazil and speaks another language. I kept thinking “who is going to love me now?” My family was and is still upset with how he hurt me. He was not in love with me for months and then decided to tell me. He wasn’t the best kisser or the best lover, but he was the best friend and deepest connection I have ever had.
Submitted by: Maggie
Elaine: When I saw you the other day, I wanted to tell you how well you looked. You’ve been sick for so long and have never talked to me about it, but you are my neighbor and I know you know I know. I have seen your hair go and come back. And then last week on a mild day, leaves raining down in our yards, you passed the end of my drive where I was raking. I looked up to color in your cheeks and a contented expression on your face. You said your friendly hello and I said mine. You said, “It’s almost over.” You meant fall, and then I watched you walk away. I wanted so much to call after you, “You look so well.” Or beautiful, because that was right too, but I didn’t. I was shy about your privacy. I wish I hadn’t been.
Submitted by: L.K.
I wish I hadn’t voted for the people who have got us into a war with no end — for the liberals and the conservatives both who lacked the guts to stand apart. Who will fix this mess now?
Submitted by: Jim
I am healthy. Or mostly. I am loved, have even had great love, the kind that makes everything seem just a backdrop to it. I have all my basic needs taken care of — regular meals, a roof over my head, and more. A pretty good job thing — I’m paid well for hard work. I have fine clothes and shoes, too many fine clothes and shoes in fact. And yet, most of the time, all I see is deficit. The clutter of my apartment, the inadequacy of my closets. That my friends are not more attentive; my lover not more romantic. Or that I am not more perfectly made, more effortlessly attractive. That I am not younger. I see what’s missing to such an extent that I cannot see what’s here, all this bounty, within reach, mine to love, to claim, to feel the texture of, to improve on, should that be necessary, with care, with family feeling, or in the way of long-term relationships. Most of the time, I just cannot see all these gifts, take them in, cannot say my thanks. I regret that so.
Submitted by: Ivy
I would do anything to erase the past
Take a trip on the Titanic
Sail around the world
On a leaky life-raft
Nail myself to a cross
Become a vegetarian on a cannibal farm
Ride a paper airplane to the moon
Take a turn on the rack
Give up the racetrack
Float face down in ice water
Baby I’d do anything to erase the past
Turn the clock back
And start all over again
Submitted by: A.D.Winans
I REGRET YOU HAD TO GIVE ME UP.
I REGRET THAT I WAS NEVER BREAST-FED.
I REGRET THAT YOU DID NOT SEE MY FIRST TOOTH.
I REGRET THAT YOU DID NOT SEE ME GROW.
I WILL GO AHEAD AND LIVE WITH THAT EMPTY SPACE WITHIN ME, I WILL BE STRONG THOUGH MILLONS OF TEAR DROPS MAY FALL.
I LOVE YOU, MOTHER.
Submitted by: Anonymous
I regret not kissing you when I had the chance to. My favorite form of masochism is to replay that night over and over again in my head with an infinite number of variables. It frightened me that I would have followed you anywhere. I regret being afraid of you. I regret making you afraid of me. I’m sorry. I never meant to scare you. It’s unfortunate that you cannot accept my apologies. Because I still miss you years later. I regret not giving you the space you needed and for being selfish in my absorbtion in my own feelings and desires. Most of all, I regret not being the woman you want to spend your life with.
I regret not loving you much, i regret not loving you unconditionally, i regret not spoiling you to the max when i could do so, i regret being so impatient with you, i regret getting irritated with you immediately, i regret not being a good mother to you instead of just being a responsible mother, i regret that i disciplined you instead of just loving you, i regret i let you go because you were never mine, i regret you don’t love me because i have so much love to share with you, i regret my love is not good enough to care for you, i regret i cannot love you the way you want me to love you, i regret i don’t know better about how to give my love to you freely, how to be carefree with you, but i don’t regret you’re in my life even if it’s just in my mind and heart. And i regret you blame me and i cannot bring back the hands of time to make it better for you, i regret i lost track of time, i regret i am aged now and you are grown up and very willed.
Submitted by: I
I regret that I think about having sex with other women when I’m having sex with you. I regret that even though I’m with you I still hunger and long for the smell, feel, and taste of another woman’s body. I regret that you live with me, therefore preventing me from cheating on you behind your back.Submitted by: APB
I don’t regret that I no longer stay in contact with my mother and sister. I grew tired of their constant criticizing of my life. I’m an adult who took care of myself, living on my own since my mother showed me the door the week before Christmas, but I was the bigger man and came back but things never changed. I regret giving money to 2 women who both had full-time jobs, while I was working part-time and going to school and paying my own rent, but was treated like going back to college is the worst thing in the world. I regret, MOM, that you never gave me real information regarding my father, not even a picture to see what he looked like and that you never told me the real reason why you broke away from your parents leaving me to be raised w/o grandparents, cousins, or aunts.
And you, dear SISTER, I regret buying you that laptop, putting aside my own week’s vacation so you could be comfortable for your last semester, only for you to renege on paying for it. It seems neither one of you wanted me to achieve more for my life. I also REGRET that I didn’t do it sooner, and don’t miss either one of you at all.
Submitted by: APB