{"id":103,"date":"2007-08-29T03:47:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T03:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=103"},"modified":"2007-08-29T03:47:24","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T03:47:24","slug":"i-spit-in-peoples-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/08\/29\/i-spit-in-peoples-food\/","title":{"rendered":"I spit in people&#8217;s food&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a waiter, I spit in people&#8217;s food now and again. I usually did it to get even &#8212; for being treated like pond scum. But sometimes I did it just because I hated the job and hated my life at the time. But, yeah, you bet, I&#8217;m careful where I eat out these days and how I treat the waitstaff. Karma, right?<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Kevin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a waiter, I spit in people&#8217;s food now and again. I usually did it to get even &#8212; for being treated like pond scum. But sometimes I did it just because I hated the job and hated my life at the time. But, yeah, you bet, I&#8217;m careful where I eat out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-employersemployees","category-strangers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}