{"id":115,"date":"2008-01-12T21:05:53","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T21:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/01\/12\/make-sure-you-want-his-ass\/"},"modified":"2008-01-19T21:21:03","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T02:21:03","slug":"make-sure-you-want-his-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/01\/12\/make-sure-you-want-his-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Make sure you want his ass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to tell the readers of this site that if some guy doesn&#8217;t want you, make sure you want his ass, really. Think about it before you waste your sense of yourself, cry a river, call him 50 times to make him come back. He may not be all that but you can\u2019t see it cuz he&#8217;s rejecting you and that&#8217;s what you want stopped, pronto. Doesn&#8217;t matter how pretty you are or how ugly, doesn&#8217;t matter if he&#8217;s the first boyfriend who was nice to you, if he doesn&#8217;t want you now, anymore, it may be a gift life&#8217;s giving you. Take it. Pick you, you know? Pick yourself before you pick him.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Gertie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to tell the readers of this site that if some guy doesn&#8217;t want you, make sure you want his ass, really. Think about it before you waste your sense of yourself, cry a river, call him 50 times to make him come back. He may not be all that but you can\u2019t see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}