{"id":149,"date":"2007-03-05T22:56:40","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T22:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=149"},"modified":"2007-03-05T22:56:40","modified_gmt":"2007-03-05T22:56:40","slug":"i-punched-by-wife-in-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/03\/05\/i-punched-by-wife-in-the-face\/","title":{"rendered":"I punched by wife in the face&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One night in August 1977 on a boat in the harbor of Charlevoix, Michigan, I punched my wife in the face after she told me she had slept with the 70-year-old Polish caretaker of her family&#8217;s summer property.<\/p>\n<p>We were both drunk, and she taunted me after I hit her. She died in a car accident in Tarrytown, New York in 1998, so no one else knows what happened that night.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night in August 1977 on a boat in the harbor of Charlevoix, Michigan, I punched my wife in the face after she told me she had slept with the 70-year-old Polish caretaker of her family&#8217;s summer property. We were both drunk, and she taunted me after I hit her. She died in a car [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-husbands-wives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}