{"id":16,"date":"2006-08-22T17:25:50","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T17:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=16"},"modified":"2006-08-22T17:25:50","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T17:25:50","slug":"im-sorry-that-you-asked-me-to-marry-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2006\/08\/22\/im-sorry-that-you-asked-me-to-marry-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry that you asked me to marry you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry that you asked me to marry you. Not only do I not want to marry you, but I now regret ever sleeping with you. I realize you have predatory tendencies toward women that make me uncomfortable. Actually, this has all been a great gift to me, because in the past two weeks I realize I don&#8217;t want to get married. Period. Ever. I am comfortable with relationships, but I don&#8217;t want to ever feel like property. I&#8217;ve got hang-ups, I know. I don&#8217;t want to have to argue with someone about which war-mongering country&#8217;s policies to indoctrinate the children with. Now by not marrying you I won&#8217;t have to take the kid&#8217;s bazooka toy away, nor send a child off to the Israeli army. I regret not telling you right away how serious I was about being a pacifist. I sort of downplayed it. For that I am sorry, if I misled you. I&#8217;m sorry about how much this will probably hurt you. I feel I&#8217;ve mis-represented myself.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: L<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry that you asked me to marry you. Not only do I not want to marry you, but I now regret ever sleeping with you. I realize you have predatory tendencies toward women that make me uncomfortable. Actually, this has all been a great gift to me, because in the past two weeks I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}