{"id":160,"date":"2007-05-11T20:29:26","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T20:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=160"},"modified":"2008-09-28T23:08:43","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T04:08:43","slug":"i-feel-alternately-revolted-by-you-and-crazy-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/05\/11\/i-feel-alternately-revolted-by-you-and-crazy-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel alternately revolted by you and crazy for you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sorry that I let you get under my skin because I realize that you try just as a matter of pride to get under people&#8217;s skin. I&#8217;m really sorry that we slept together because now I feel alternately revolted by you and crazy, aching yearning for you. I am sorry that I want you to be my boyfriend and I want to run away with you and have babies and I am sorry that I don&#8217;t even want to see you when you send me a nice little email invitation. I hated it when you told me about your life and dreams when we had lunch the other day. I just wanted you to shut up. See? I&#8217;m so sorry that I ever even listened to you because you didn&#8217;t mean any of it. And neither did I.Submitted by: K<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sorry that I let you get under my skin because I realize that you try just as a matter of pride to get under people&#8217;s skin. I&#8217;m really sorry that we slept together because now I feel alternately revolted by you and crazy, aching yearning for you. I am sorry that I want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lovers","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}