{"id":162,"date":"2007-05-19T17:09:14","date_gmt":"2007-05-19T17:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=162"},"modified":"2007-05-19T17:09:14","modified_gmt":"2007-05-19T17:09:14","slug":"i-sat-in-my-kitchen-undecided-letting-time-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/05\/19\/i-sat-in-my-kitchen-undecided-letting-time-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"I sat in my kitchen, undecided, letting time pass&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago one of my friends was getting married, in Pennsylvania and on a boat, to a very nice young woman, but I was in New York, and none of my other friends were going, and I hadn&#8217;t seen my friend, the one getting married, in a long time anyway, new jobs, new girlfriend (for me), and all that, and then I told another friend of ours that we should go, and he said, &#8220;No, he&#8217;s a cheap bastard,&#8221; and that kind of settled it, though the morning of the wedding I had my suit ready, and cash to go, but I sat in my kitchen, undecided, letting time pass, and then I did nothing, and I lost that friend, and that has always sucked.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Cheech<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago one of my friends was getting married, in Pennsylvania and on a boat, to a very nice young woman, but I was in New York, and none of my other friends were going, and I hadn&#8217;t seen my friend, the one getting married, in a long time anyway, new jobs, new girlfriend (for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}