{"id":178,"date":"2007-08-11T20:55:27","date_gmt":"2007-08-11T20:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=178"},"modified":"2007-08-11T20:55:27","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T20:55:27","slug":"i-was-so-hot-for-your-mom-that-it-was-becoming-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/08\/11\/i-was-so-hot-for-your-mom-that-it-was-becoming-obvious\/","title":{"rendered":"I was so hot for your mom that it was becoming obvious&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Liza, I stopped the friendship not because I loved you (on the contrary, I couldn&#8217;t take you anymore), but because I was so hot for your mom that it was becoming obvious. The minute your dad left her, it was either try something or walk away. And I regret not trying.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: David<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liza, I stopped the friendship not because I loved you (on the contrary, I couldn&#8217;t take you anymore), but because I was so hot for your mom that it was becoming obvious. The minute your dad left her, it was either try something or walk away. And I regret not trying. Submitted by: David<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}