{"id":179,"date":"2007-09-22T15:26:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-22T15:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=179"},"modified":"2007-09-22T15:26:43","modified_gmt":"2007-09-22T15:26:43","slug":"someone-should-kick-you-in-the-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/09\/22\/someone-should-kick-you-in-the-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone should kick you in the balls&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: I regret not kicking you in the balls when I had the chance. Someone should kick you in the balls. Hard.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Andy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: I regret not kicking you in the balls when I had the chance. Someone should kick you in the balls. Hard. Submitted by: Andy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}