{"id":180,"date":"2007-09-30T22:29:14","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T22:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=180"},"modified":"2007-09-30T22:29:14","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T22:29:14","slug":"i-just-love-love-love-getting-stoned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/09\/30\/i-just-love-love-love-getting-stoned\/","title":{"rendered":"I just love, love, love getting stoned&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m not going to argue. I love to smoke some dope and listen to some good, good shit, Sam Cooke, Led Zeppelin, Elvis, but I&#8217;m not a drug addict. I don&#8217;t even drink. You&#8217;re having your third or fourth vodka concoction, your breath could light up the room, and you&#8217;re there complaining to me about the weed? I&#8217;m functional and my dick&#8217;s functional. I feed us. Charlie-girl, I just love, love, love getting stoned. Do I love it as much as I love you? Maybe. Not more but as much? You want honesty? So maybe. I don&#8217;t say \u201cno more Kettle 1 and pick-your-insulin-bedeviling mixer.\u201d I wouldn&#8217;t. I regret that I can&#8217;t be who you want, whoever that (sober) guy is. I regret that you can&#8217;t let me be who I am &#8212; a sometimes dope fiend AND your fucking steadfast lover and friend.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Lamano<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m not going to argue. I love to smoke some dope and listen to some good, good shit, Sam Cooke, Led Zeppelin, Elvis, but I&#8217;m not a drug addict. I don&#8217;t even drink. You&#8217;re having your third or fourth vodka concoction, your breath could light up the room, and you&#8217;re there complaining to me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-husbands-wives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}