{"id":185,"date":"2007-11-26T22:14:17","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T22:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=185"},"modified":"2007-11-26T22:14:17","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T22:14:17","slug":"the-very-sound-of-your-breathing-annoys-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/11\/26\/the-very-sound-of-your-breathing-annoys-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The very sound of your breathing annoys me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do love you and I mean to keep on loving you, but I regret that at times the very sound of your breath annoys me. Yes, just today, in fact, I wanted to smash your face in.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Dina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do love you and I mean to keep on loving you, but I regret that at times the very sound of your breath annoys me. Yes, just today, in fact, I wanted to smash your face in. Submitted by: Dina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-husbands-wives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}