{"id":20,"date":"2006-09-05T17:30:46","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T17:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=20"},"modified":"2006-09-05T17:30:46","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T17:30:46","slug":"i-was-actually-out-getting-plastered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2006\/09\/05\/i-was-actually-out-getting-plastered\/","title":{"rendered":"I was actually out getting plastered&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read your confession, Goldie, and it&#8217;s okay because that time I told you I couldn&#8217;t buy the material that you needed for the dress you were making? Yah, I was actually out getting plastered with Jamie and Co.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Diane Gallagher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read your confession, Goldie, and it&#8217;s okay because that time I told you I couldn&#8217;t buy the material that you needed for the dress you were making? Yah, I was actually out getting plastered with Jamie and Co. Submitted by: Diane Gallagher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}