{"id":235,"date":"2008-04-17T20:13:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T01:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/04\/17\/i-regret-not-raping-you\/"},"modified":"2008-09-28T23:00:15","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T04:00:15","slug":"i-regret-not-raping-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/04\/17\/i-regret-not-raping-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret not raping you&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gloria F, I regret not raping you in that hotel room. What kind of woman makes out with someone, agrees to go to a hotel, strips and then changes her mind? Only the fact that people knew where you were and that even the hint of an arrest would have ended my job prevented me from killing you on the spot. Congratulations, you&#8217;re still alive.Submitted by: D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gloria F, I regret not raping you in that hotel room. What kind of woman makes out with someone, agrees to go to a hotel, strips and then changes her mind? Only the fact that people knew where you were and that even the hint of an arrest would have ended my job prevented me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}