{"id":245,"date":"2008-05-15T08:25:32","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T13:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/05\/15\/i-slept-with-a-prositute\/"},"modified":"2008-09-28T22:58:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T03:58:26","slug":"i-slept-with-a-prositute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/05\/15\/i-slept-with-a-prositute\/","title":{"rendered":"I slept with a prostitute&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret the time I slept with a prostitute. She was an NYU student and clearly didn&#8217;t show up to my apartment because she wanted to get laid. She needed money. Her name was Rose (fake name, for sure) and she was a doll, beautiful and intelligent. Turns out, I&#8217;m an NYU alum and we had some of the same professors. It made for interesting pre-coital conversation. I should&#8217;ve just given her the money and let her watch TV for an hour. Instead I gave it to her good and hard, military and then from behind. Twice. I needed it at the time, and she was a sweetheart about it, faked the orgasm like a pro. I didn&#8217;t even have enough cash on hand to give her a handsome tip. If you&#8217;re out there, &#8220;Rose,&#8221; I apologize and hope it all worked out for you in the end.Submitted by: Big City Al<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret the time I slept with a prostitute. She was an NYU student and clearly didn&#8217;t show up to my apartment because she wanted to get laid. She needed money. Her name was Rose (fake name, for sure) and she was a doll, beautiful and intelligent. Turns out, I&#8217;m an NYU alum and we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex","category-strangers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}