{"id":252,"date":"2008-06-19T06:53:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T11:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/06\/19\/im-sorry-that-i-faked-the-pregnancy-test\/"},"modified":"2008-06-19T06:53:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T11:53:34","slug":"im-sorry-that-i-faked-the-pregnancy-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/06\/19\/im-sorry-that-i-faked-the-pregnancy-test\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry that i faked the pregnancy test&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t stand it. I felt so alone and so immature and so, i don&#8217;t know, unworthy. I had to do it, even though it&#8217;s put me in a whole situation that i don&#8217;t know how i&#8217;ll get out of. I&#8217;m sorry i told you i was pregnant. I&#8217;m sorry that i made up the whole story, from beginning to end, and i&#8217;m sorry that i&#8217;m still a virgin. I know that that will disappoint you if you ever find out. I&#8217;m sorry that i faked the pregnancy test, took a whole shitload of cough syrup before hand, even dabbed some on the peestick. I&#8217;m sorry if I worried you, even though you seemed like you couldn&#8217;t have cared less. I&#8217;m sorry I&#8217;m a fantastic liar.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: ER<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t stand it. I felt so alone and so immature and so, i don&#8217;t know, unworthy. I had to do it, even though it&#8217;s put me in a whole situation that i don&#8217;t know how i&#8217;ll get out of. I&#8217;m sorry i told you i was pregnant. I&#8217;m sorry that i made up the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}