{"id":267,"date":"2008-08-18T21:38:35","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T02:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/08\/18\/sex-without-a-condom-was-such-absolute-fun\/"},"modified":"2008-09-28T22:56:17","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T03:56:17","slug":"sex-without-a-condom-was-such-absolute-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/08\/18\/sex-without-a-condom-was-such-absolute-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex without a condom was such absolute fun&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To Chris G in New Jersey: I miss the fact that we were such careless lovers for such a long time. While sex without a condom was such absolute fun and I miss the fact that you were always available and that you did everything I asked when I asked and where I asked, (and to be honest, you&#8217;re the only woman I ever had that didn&#8217;t care one way or the other, even if there was no condom involved). What do I regret? That I think I gave you AIDS.Submitted by: Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To Chris G in New Jersey: I miss the fact that we were such careless lovers for such a long time. While sex without a condom was such absolute fun and I miss the fact that you were always available and that you did everything I asked when I asked and where I asked, (and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lovers","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}