{"id":273,"date":"2008-09-03T21:30:13","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T02:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/03\/now-youre-chasing-kids-half-our-age\/"},"modified":"2008-09-03T21:33:55","modified_gmt":"2008-09-04T02:33:55","slug":"now-youre-chasing-kids-half-our-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/03\/now-youre-chasing-kids-half-our-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Now you&#8217;re chasing kids half our age&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You used to always say I had the nicest ass on the block. I did. It was true. Now we&#8217;re 50. Now you&#8217;re chasing kids half our age. The ones with the kind of ass that makes you crazy. Why the hell did I stay with you? Why did I hook up with you in the first place? Maybe you were Mr. Handsome once, but, baby, odd jobs here and there and a steady once year for a month selling sausage and peppers at the feast is not a living. I regret not looking outside Arthur Avenue for a real man.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Gina Alone Now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You used to always say I had the nicest ass on the block. I did. It was true. Now we&#8217;re 50. Now you&#8217;re chasing kids half our age. The ones with the kind of ass that makes you crazy. Why the hell did I stay with you? Why did I hook up with you in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}