{"id":279,"date":"2008-09-12T05:29:45","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T10:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/12\/i-regret-the-cramped-fantastic-love-making\/"},"modified":"2008-11-18T22:31:28","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T03:31:28","slug":"i-regret-the-cramped-fantastic-love-making","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/12\/i-regret-the-cramped-fantastic-love-making\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret the cramped fantastic love making&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret the day I climbed in to your shiny car, that Chevy Impala, that dream machine with the top down. \u00a0I regret the leather of the seats on my ass and the cramped fantastic love making. \u00a0I regret the Stones song on the radio right as I showed up to your life&#8217;s party. \u00a0I have no regrets about our son, a great kid, a better man than you.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Casandra<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret the day I climbed in to your shiny car, that Chevy Impala, that dream machine with the top down. \u00a0I regret the leather of the seats on my ass and the cramped fantastic love making. \u00a0I regret the Stones song on the radio right as I showed up to your life&#8217;s party. \u00a0I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}