{"id":282,"date":"2008-09-24T18:18:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T23:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/24\/i-regret-not-listening-to-the-greatest-person-in-the-worlddaddy\/"},"modified":"2008-09-28T17:04:15","modified_gmt":"2008-09-28T22:04:15","slug":"i-regret-not-listening-to-the-greatest-person-in-the-worlddaddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/09\/24\/i-regret-not-listening-to-the-greatest-person-in-the-worlddaddy\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret not listening to the greatest person in the world…Daddy…."},"content":{"rendered":"

I regret believing you when you told me you quit drinking!<\/span> I regret ignoring the little voice inside of me, that kept telling me you were not right for me and you were just an ass! <\/span>I DO NOT regret lying to you! because if I hadn’t we might still be together now. I regret not listening to the greatest man in the world…Daddy. <\/span><\/span>I regret the 8 months I spent with you. <\/span>I regret the two nights u came to visit me in ohio. <\/span>I regret our first, second, third…ALL OF OUR DATES! <\/span>I regret not telling you that u have a big fat ass! <\/span>I regret the million texts I sent you. I regret the nights I cried over you (they were just two nights anyway). <\/span>I regret keeping u as a friend after we broke up…coz I clearly can’t be friends with assholes! <\/span>I regret telling you that I loved you! because I didn’t. I just felt sorry for your fat ass!\u00a0 I regret not using the F-word with you! I regret the day I met your psycho sister. I regret fighting with my brother because of you. I’m a better person now…I grew up a lot since the last time u saw me. I’m in college and you are not! I have true friends and you only have ur psycho sister and ur ugly father and that’s it. I finally got it out of my chest and I will never think of ur fat ass EVER AGAIN =)<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>p.s. I feel sorry for the girl ur dating now ! She must be an idiot =)<\/span><\/p>\n

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I regret believing you when you told me you quit drinking! I regret ignoring the little voice inside of me, that kept telling me you were not right for me and you were just an ass! I DO NOT regret lying to you! because if I hadn’t we might still be together now. I regret […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}