{"id":292,"date":"2008-10-29T16:07:58","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T21:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/10\/29\/i-drank-too-much-last-night\/"},"modified":"2008-10-29T16:07:58","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T21:07:58","slug":"i-drank-too-much-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/10\/29\/i-drank-too-much-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"I drank too much last night&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I drank too much last night. I said some awful things. When people say booze is truth juice, they don&#8217;t know what the hell they&#8217;re talking about. \u00a0None of what I said was a true expression of what I feel. I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re a loser or without talent. I didn&#8217;t sleep with that girl Tina. And most of all, I don&#8217;t want you to give me back the necklace I bought for you. I meant none of it. \u00a0I&#8217;m going to call you tonight to see if you&#8217;ll still go see W. Maybe our shared hate for that bastard can help get us through this.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Robert<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I drank too much last night. I said some awful things. When people say booze is truth juice, they don&#8217;t know what the hell they&#8217;re talking about. \u00a0None of what I said was a true expression of what I feel. I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re a loser or without talent. I didn&#8217;t sleep with that girl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lovers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}