{"id":301,"date":"2008-12-09T23:52:04","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T04:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/12\/09\/i-regret-so-many-things-its-comical\/"},"modified":"2008-12-09T23:52:04","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T04:52:04","slug":"i-regret-so-many-things-its-comical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2008\/12\/09\/i-regret-so-many-things-its-comical\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret so many things it&#8217;s comical&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret being a two faced ass. I say things that I shouldn&#8217;t &#8212; it always comes back to bite me and I hate that. I regret always fucking up friendships because I am so insecure. I regret not always being happy&#8230;because in fact my life is so wonderful. I regret being a failure and wanting to give in to it. I regret saying things about people and then wishing I could be them. I regret not being a nicer person to people who need it. I regret so many things it&#8217;s comical\u2026 I regret being so weak that I crave attention whether it&#8217;s good or bad attention. I regret not standing up for myself that time you walked all over me. I regret hating myself after being with you. I regret that one time in elementary school when I chose to stay and missed an episode of Sailor Moon. I regret trusting people so much. I regret changing myself so I would be accepted more. I regret not loving myself like I deserve. I regret not being a better person.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Birdie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret being a two faced ass. I say things that I shouldn&#8217;t &#8212; it always comes back to bite me and I hate that. I regret always fucking up friendships because I am so insecure. I regret not always being happy&#8230;because in fact my life is so wonderful. I regret being a failure and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}