{"id":356,"date":"2009-06-27T10:58:40","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T15:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2009\/06\/27\/maybe-i-regret-telling-everyone-about-what-you-like-to-do-in-bed\/"},"modified":"2009-06-27T10:58:40","modified_gmt":"2009-06-27T15:58:40","slug":"maybe-i-regret-telling-everyone-about-what-you-like-to-do-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2009\/06\/27\/maybe-i-regret-telling-everyone-about-what-you-like-to-do-in-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I regret telling everyone about what you like to do in bed&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m not.\u00a0 Regret is a funny word.\u00a0 I will take a breath and think long and hard about what I&#8217;ve done to you.\u00a0 Okay, maybe I&#8217;m sorry.\u00a0 When I spoke to Regina she told me that you are very hurt.\u00a0 Okay, maybe I regret telling everyone about what you like to do in bed, I thought it was funny.\u00a0 We had fun.\u00a0 We&#8217;re not in love, at least I don&#8217;t love you.\u00a0 I hear you think you should leave town.\u00a0 Maybe you should.\u00a0 Akron is a tiny place.\u00a0 Sometimes I don&#8217;t like myself very much.\u00a0 Sometimes I can&#8217;t stop saying and doing stupid things.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Lois<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m sorry, I&#8217;m not.\u00a0 Regret is a funny word.\u00a0 I will take a breath and think long and hard about what I&#8217;ve done to you.\u00a0 Okay, maybe I&#8217;m sorry.\u00a0 When I spoke to Regina she told me that you are very hurt.\u00a0 Okay, maybe I regret telling everyone about what you like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-lovers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}