{"id":399,"date":"2009-12-05T11:37:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T16:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2009\/12\/05\/i-regret-meeting-a-girl-named-hannah\/"},"modified":"2009-12-05T11:37:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T16:37:39","slug":"i-regret-meeting-a-girl-named-hannah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2009\/12\/05\/i-regret-meeting-a-girl-named-hannah\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret meeting a girl named Hannah&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret meeting a girl named Hannah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She seemed like the most perfect girl in the world. Caring, understanding, cute, funny, the whole deal. I took all kinds of shit for dating her, I had her FRIENDS tell me she was no good and didn&#8217;t listen&#8230; I walked 10 miles through the snow to make sure she was all right. Finally, after 8 months of dating, she became my first. Almost a month to the day later, she left me.<\/p>\n<p>A year later she &#8220;apologizes.&#8221; We hang out for a couple of days, then end up &#8220;going out.&#8221; We almost get in to it again but we (well, atleast I) didn&#8217;t want it to be about the sex so it didn&#8217;t happen. The very next day she left me again.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Hannah, for giving me all kinds of psycho\/sexual issues.<\/p>\n<p>I really regret ever meeting you.<\/p>\n<p>Submited by: (Not) Virgin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret meeting a girl named Hannah&#8230; She seemed like the most perfect girl in the world. Caring, understanding, cute, funny, the whole deal. I took all kinds of shit for dating her, I had her FRIENDS tell me she was no good and didn&#8217;t listen&#8230; I walked 10 miles through the snow to make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}