{"id":415,"date":"2010-02-01T00:14:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T05:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2010\/02\/01\/you-my-best-friend-are-dead-because-of-me\/"},"modified":"2010-02-01T00:14:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T05:14:58","slug":"you-my-best-friend-are-dead-because-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2010\/02\/01\/you-my-best-friend-are-dead-because-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You, my best friend, are dead because of me&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret arguing with you by saying that I was perfectly capable of texting while we were driving around town. The only reason why I argued was because the guy I was texting was cute. Now you, my best friend, are dead because of me. No cute guy, text, or anything is worth your loss. I am so sorry.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: IamSoSorry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret arguing with you by saying that I was perfectly capable of texting while we were driving around town. The only reason why I argued was because the guy I was texting was cute. Now you, my best friend, are dead because of me. No cute guy, text, or anything is worth your loss. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}