{"id":500,"date":"2011-02-19T22:03:15","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T03:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/02\/19\/his-smell-makes-me-want-to-puke\/"},"modified":"2011-02-19T22:03:15","modified_gmt":"2011-02-20T03:03:15","slug":"his-smell-makes-me-want-to-puke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/02\/19\/his-smell-makes-me-want-to-puke\/","title":{"rendered":"His smell makes me want to puke&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love you but I hate your cat. I\u2019m no fan of cats but especially can\u2019t take yours. I regret this. That I can\u2019t share how much you love him with you. His smell makes me want to puke. And he bites and scratches and farts. He\u2019s like the worst animal in the world.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Submitted by: Andy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love you but I hate your cat. I\u2019m no fan of cats but especially can\u2019t take yours. I regret this. That I can\u2019t share how much you love him with you. His smell makes me want to puke. And he bites and scratches and farts. He\u2019s like the worst animal in the world. Submitted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-animals","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}