{"id":501,"date":"2011-02-20T14:13:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T19:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/02\/20\/i-regret-going-to-that-house-party-no-actually-i-just-regret-drinking-too-much\/"},"modified":"2011-02-20T14:13:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-20T19:13:19","slug":"i-regret-going-to-that-house-party-no-actually-i-just-regret-drinking-too-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/02\/20\/i-regret-going-to-that-house-party-no-actually-i-just-regret-drinking-too-much\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret going to that house party. No, actually I just regret drinking too much&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret buying a $55 bottle of vodka for a house party when I could of bought some cheap ass stuff. I regret going to that house party. No, actually I just regret drinking too much. I regret smoking, and doing the weed. The thing I most regret is leaving Brad and Shawna. I regret acting like a crybaby.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Submitted by: Charlotte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret buying a $55 bottle of vodka for a house party when I could of bought some cheap ass stuff. I regret going to that house party. No, actually I just regret drinking too much. I regret smoking, and doing the weed. The thing I most regret is leaving Brad and Shawna. I regret [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}