{"id":514,"date":"2011-03-21T22:18:05","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T03:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/03\/21\/this-damn-new-flat-screen-tv\/"},"modified":"2011-03-21T22:18:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T03:18:05","slug":"this-damn-new-flat-screen-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/03\/21\/this-damn-new-flat-screen-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"This damn new flat screen tv&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really regret getting this damn new flat screen tv.\u00a0 It has no heart. Housing Works came by and took my old one.\u00a0 The old set had a walnut cabinet.\u00a0 It sort of looked like a coffin.\u00a0 The top has a door that opens with hinges.\u00a0 Sitting inside the top was a record player.\u00a0 This television\/stereo was really a piece of furniture.\u00a0 It was substantial.\u00a0 It has heart. This new flat screen is as tough as Justin Bieber and has as much soul as Glee. God help us all.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Picture Tube<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really regret getting this damn new flat screen tv.\u00a0 It has no heart. Housing Works came by and took my old one.\u00a0 The old set had a walnut cabinet.\u00a0 It sort of looked like a coffin.\u00a0 The top has a door that opens with hinges.\u00a0 Sitting inside the top was a record player.\u00a0 This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyoneeverything-else","category-pop-culture","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}