{"id":53,"date":"2007-01-24T16:08:07","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T16:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=53"},"modified":"2007-01-24T16:08:07","modified_gmt":"2007-01-24T16:08:07","slug":"i-was-such-a-lazy-bitch-of-a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/01\/24\/i-was-such-a-lazy-bitch-of-a-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"I was such a lazy bitch of a teacher&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To my former student &#8212; I&#8217;m sorry I didn&#8217;t tell you that the class wasn&#8217;t for credit, just for extra-credit, lying by omission. I was afraid you and the other students would want to drop it and I was so excited about teaching it. Also, you were a fantastic student, the best and brightest in that class even though your English was the worst, and you &#8220;got it&#8221; unlike the others. So I&#8217;m sorry, God, I am so sorry, that I didn&#8217;t bother finishing or grading or commenting on or returning your final paper. I feel sorry I did that to the other students as well, but I feel the worst about you because you rocked. I hope at least you know that I felt that way about it and that I communicated it somehow in class.<\/p>\n<p>God, I was such a lazy bitch of a teacher. I&#8217;m really sorry.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Megan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To my former student &#8212; I&#8217;m sorry I didn&#8217;t tell you that the class wasn&#8217;t for credit, just for extra-credit, lying by omission. I was afraid you and the other students would want to drop it and I was so excited about teaching it. Also, you were a fantastic student, the best and brightest in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyoneeverything-else","category-friends","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}