{"id":55,"date":"2007-01-28T04:46:25","date_gmt":"2007-01-28T04:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=55"},"modified":"2007-01-28T04:46:25","modified_gmt":"2007-01-28T04:46:25","slug":"shes-sweet-and-bubbly-and-cute-as-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/01\/28\/shes-sweet-and-bubbly-and-cute-as-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s sweet and bubbly and cute as hell&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I should have married HER. Not only because she&#8217;s sweet and bubbly and cute as hell but because now she&#8217;s loaded. Her ship came in big time with this side business of hers. She drives a Porsche. She&#8217;s got a white brick house on three acres of land, some guy in a suit to keep her company, and a bungalow in Costa Rica. Me, I got a car that needs a new transmission, a landlord who&#8217;s screwing me, and tiny, tiny balls.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Dumbass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I should have married HER. Not only because she&#8217;s sweet and bubbly and cute as hell but because now she&#8217;s loaded. Her ship came in big time with this side business of hers. She drives a Porsche. She&#8217;s got a white brick house on three acres of land, some guy in a suit to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}