{"id":556,"date":"2011-10-20T22:17:04","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T03:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/10\/20\/i-didnt-know-you-were-going-to-rape-me\/"},"modified":"2011-10-20T22:17:04","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T03:17:04","slug":"i-didnt-know-you-were-going-to-rape-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2011\/10\/20\/i-didnt-know-you-were-going-to-rape-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t know you were going to rape me&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<style>\u00a0<!--  \/* Font Definitions *\/ @font-face \t{font-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tpanose-1:0 2 2 6 3 5 4 5 2 3; \tmso-font-charset:0; \tmso-generic-font-family:auto; \tmso-font-pitch:variable; \tmso-font-signature:50331648 0 0 0 1 0;} @font-face \t{font-family:Verdana; \tpanose-1:0 2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2; \tmso-font-charset:0; \tmso-generic-font-family:auto; \tmso-font-pitch:variable; \tmso-font-signature:50331648 0 0 0 1 0;}  \/* Style Definitions *\/ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin:0in; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tmso-pagination:widow-orphan; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";} table.MsoNormalTable \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tfont-size:10.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";} @page Section1 \t{size:8.5in 11.0in; \tmargin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; \tmso-header-margin:.5in; \tmso-footer-margin:.5in; \tmso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 \t{page:Section1;} --> <\/style>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">i regret being nice to you when you were going through really hard times, because i didn\u2019t know you were going to rape me a few months later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Submitted by: corey<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; i regret being nice to you when you were going through really hard times, because i didn\u2019t know you were going to rape me a few months later. \u00a0 Submitted by: corey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-sex","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}