{"id":59,"date":"2007-02-12T04:30:29","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T04:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=59"},"modified":"2007-02-12T04:30:29","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T04:30:29","slug":"i-hit-my-neighbors-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/02\/12\/i-hit-my-neighbors-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"I hit my neighbor&#8217;s dog&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hit my neighbor&#8217;s dog when I was seventeen and lied about it. I told everyone the dog had been hit, just not by me. I got help as fast as I could. Still, I have felt bad about that for over two decades now, even though the dog was old with a cloudy eye and these really alarming itchy-looking bald patches. It was always wandering into the street, and me, I was always driving too fast.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Seth G.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hit my neighbor&#8217;s dog when I was seventeen and lied about it. I told everyone the dog had been hit, just not by me. I got help as fast as I could. Still, I have felt bad about that for over two decades now, even though the dog was old with a cloudy eye [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-animals","category-neighbors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}