{"id":591,"date":"2013-01-12T00:39:29","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T05:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2013\/01\/12\/i-regret-moving-from-sunny-arizona-to-the-hell-of-oregon\/"},"modified":"2013-01-12T00:39:29","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T05:39:29","slug":"i-regret-moving-from-sunny-arizona-to-the-hell-of-oregon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2013\/01\/12\/i-regret-moving-from-sunny-arizona-to-the-hell-of-oregon\/","title":{"rendered":"I regret moving from sunny Arizona to the hell of Oregon&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<br \/>\n<style> <!--  \/* Font Definitions *\/ @font-face \t{font-family:Verdana; \tpanose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; \tmso-font-charset:0; \tmso-generic-font-family:auto; \tmso-font-pitch:variable; \tmso-font-signature:-1593833729 1073750107 16 0 415 0;} @font-face \t{font-family:Verdana; \tpanose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; \tmso-font-charset:0; \tmso-generic-font-family:auto; \tmso-font-pitch:variable; 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\tmso-style-parent:\"\";} .MsoChpDefault \t{mso-style-type:export-only; \tmso-default-props:yes; \tfont-size:10.0pt; \tmso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; \tmso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; \tfont-family:Courier; \tmso-ascii-font-family:Courier; \tmso-fareast-font-family:Cambria; \tmso-hansi-font-family:Courier;} @page WordSection1 \t{size:8.5in 11.0in; \tmargin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; \tmso-header-margin:.5in; \tmso-footer-margin:.5in; \tmso-paper-source:0;} div.WordSection1 \t{page:WordSection1;} --><\/style>\n<p><span class=\"il\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"il\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">I<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> how people kill and eat animals but that <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> do it anyway for health. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> how <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> dropped a stray cat near a farm once because it wouldn\u2019t stop bothering me in my neighborhood. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span>\u2019ve give anything for it to come back and <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> would keep it even though my landlord doesn\u2019t allow pets. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> moving from sunny Arizona to the hell of Oregon. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> marrying someone who doesn\u2019t care about how much Arizona means to me. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> ever trusting a single woman with my minor past. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> having my cervix shaved to get rid of precancer cells&#8230;now <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> have no libido. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> taking herbal grobust pills&#8230;ruined my body. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not aspiring to be a writer sooner. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not finishing college and not finding my major sooner. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not playing basketball in high school. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not staying with music or majoring\/minoring in it. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not trying out for plays or bands. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not staying with Eddie Allen my junior year. <span class=\"il\">I<\/span> <span class=\"il\">regret<\/span> not being a better parent to my kids and taking more pictures of them and staying in arizona.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"il\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormalCxSpMiddle\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Submitted by: Juniper<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormalCxSpMiddle\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret how people kill and eat animals but that I do it anyway for health. I regret how I dropped a stray cat near a farm once because it wouldn\u2019t stop bothering me in my neighborhood. I\u2019ve give anything for it to come back and I would keep it even though my landlord doesn\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-animals","category-family","category-husbands-wives","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}