{"id":61,"date":"2007-02-16T03:52:28","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T03:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=61"},"modified":"2007-02-16T03:52:28","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T03:52:28","slug":"karma-is-a-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/02\/16\/karma-is-a-b\/","title":{"rendered":"Karma is a b****&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I regret giving you a slice of happiness while receiving nothing in return. Chocolate cake for your birthday, a fancy blow job and 2 books for your niece at Xmas. What did you get me again?? Kangaroo jerky and vegemite.<\/p>\n<p>I regret coordinating a focus group for you. You could&#8217;ve told me that you didn&#8217;t know if you wanted to be in a relationship with me before I went out of my way to get a crew together for you. To top that off you only paid everyone $50&#8230;How cheap can you be!!! I regret wasting so much of my time with you when you didn&#8217;t appreciate me. I regret not realizing that you didn&#8217;t know me and didn&#8217;t care to. Everything about you is superficial, and I regret not seeing that sooner.<\/p>\n<p>I regret not listening to my friends who all thought you were gay.<\/p>\n<p>Most of all I regret not telling you to go f*** yourself when we last spoke. Karma is a b**** and judging from your recent weight gain, it&#8217;s already catching up with you.<\/p>\n<p>I feel much better now. Thanks for listening.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Plantation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I regret giving you a slice of happiness while receiving nothing in return. Chocolate cake for your birthday, a fancy blow job and 2 books for your niece at Xmas. What did you get me again?? Kangaroo jerky and vegemite. I regret coordinating a focus group for you. You could&#8217;ve told me that you didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}