{"id":62,"date":"2007-02-16T04:30:01","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T04:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=62"},"modified":"2007-02-16T04:30:01","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T04:30:01","slug":"i-killed-my-mothers-little-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/02\/16\/i-killed-my-mothers-little-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"I killed my mother&#8217;s little dog&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>these people, writing here, are amateurs. i killed my mother&#8217;s little dog. yeah, it was old and shivered all the time and fit in her fucking purse, but that&#8217;s not why i killed it. i killed it because she loved that thing way more than she ever loved me. i killed it because i couldn&#8217;t kill her.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: eddie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>these people, writing here, are amateurs. i killed my mother&#8217;s little dog. yeah, it was old and shivered all the time and fit in her fucking purse, but that&#8217;s not why i killed it. i killed it because she loved that thing way more than she ever loved me. i killed it because i couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-animals","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}