{"id":65,"date":"2007-02-20T20:45:27","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T20:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=65"},"modified":"2007-02-20T20:45:27","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T20:45:27","slug":"love-at-your-own-risk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/02\/20\/love-at-your-own-risk\/","title":{"rendered":"Love at your own risk&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come one come all, step right up to Paul&#8217;s Love Stand&#8230; made-up daily: affection, words that are sure to boost your ego, promises of life-long love, good humor and more!\u00a0 Just get in line, ladies, because it&#8217;s right here waiting for you!\u00a0 And you can have it all for the mere price of your soul&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>disclaimer:\u00a0 Paul cannot be held responsible for lies, betrayal, drunkenness, etc.\u00a0 Love at your own risk.<\/p>\n<p>I regret buying the crap at Paul&#8217;s Love Stand!<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come one come all, step right up to Paul&#8217;s Love Stand&#8230; made-up daily: affection, words that are sure to boost your ego, promises of life-long love, good humor and more!\u00a0 Just get in line, ladies, because it&#8217;s right here waiting for you!\u00a0 And you can have it all for the mere price of your soul&#8230;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-lovers","category-yourself"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}