{"id":68,"date":"2007-02-22T04:50:47","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T04:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=68"},"modified":"2007-02-22T04:50:47","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T04:50:47","slug":"i-stole-my-mothers-engagement-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/02\/22\/i-stole-my-mothers-engagement-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"I stole my mother&#8217;s engagement ring&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stole my mother&#8217;s engagement ring and pawned it so I could buy tickets to the Clash. I was an ass then. I may still be.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Ray<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stole my mother&#8217;s engagement ring and pawned it so I could buy tickets to the Clash. I was an ass then. I may still be. Submitted by: Ray<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}