{"id":72,"date":"2007-03-17T12:50:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T12:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=72"},"modified":"2007-03-17T12:50:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T12:50:31","slug":"everyone-said-we-would-be-the-perfect-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/03\/17\/everyone-said-we-would-be-the-perfect-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone said we would be the perfect couple&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry that I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever be able to love him. I&#8217;m sorry that I don&#8217;t think he ever loved me to start with. Everyone said we would be the perfect couple, and we were, until we weren&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Colby.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m really sorry for you, too, Mitchy.<\/p>\n<p>And your sister.<\/p>\n<p>And everyone else I cheated on at once.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Diana (aka Rachel, aka Sarah, aka tyger66)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry that I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever be able to love him. I&#8217;m sorry that I don&#8217;t think he ever loved me to start with. Everyone said we would be the perfect couple, and we were, until we weren&#8217;t. I&#8217;m sorry, Colby. And I&#8217;m really sorry for you, too, Mitchy. And your sister. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exs","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}