{"id":84,"date":"2007-05-21T13:50:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T13:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=84"},"modified":"2007-05-21T13:50:19","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T13:50:19","slug":"i-had-a-pet-guinea-pig-named-lola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2007\/05\/21\/i-had-a-pet-guinea-pig-named-lola\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a pet guinea pig named Lola&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pet guinea pig named Lola. My 5th grade teacher gave it to me. I loved it. Then I did some bad things to it. It almost died. Then about a year later it died because of the same reasons. I feel evil. I regret it so much. I cried after realising I was a bad person for doing it. I love you Lola, I&#8217;m sorry. Forgive Me. I&#8217;ll see you in Heaven when it&#8217;s my time.<\/p>\n<p>R.I.P. Lola Ayala<\/p>\n<p>2001-2004<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Gretchen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pet guinea pig named Lola. My 5th grade teacher gave it to me. I loved it. Then I did some bad things to it. It almost died. Then about a year later it died because of the same reasons. I feel evil. I regret it so much. I cried after realising I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}