{"id":9,"date":"2006-07-07T17:13:04","date_gmt":"2006-07-07T17:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.128\/~iregretn\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/?p=9"},"modified":"2006-07-07T17:13:04","modified_gmt":"2006-07-07T17:13:04","slug":"because-my-destruction-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/2006\/07\/07\/because-my-destruction-has\/","title":{"rendered":"Because my destruction has&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry to all this will reach. Because my destruction has been so widespread. I&#8217;m sorry for the drinking, the drugs, the rampant monogamy. I&#8217;m especially sorry for those of you who stayed in the trailer park when you knew the tornado was coming. I&#8217;m sorry my daughter misses her daddy. I&#8217;m sorry I fall so often, and crush those who love me. I&#8217;m sorry I take so long to get up. I&#8217;m not sorry that I&#8217;ve failed at everything I&#8217;ve done. I am sorry I never really tried. I&#8217;m truly sorry, from Nebraska to Brooklyn.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Uncle Moe Jr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry to all this will reach. Because my destruction has been so widespread. I&#8217;m sorry for the drinking, the drugs, the rampant monogamy. I&#8217;m especially sorry for those of you who stayed in the trailer park when you knew the tornado was coming. I&#8217;m sorry my daughter misses her daddy. I&#8217;m sorry I fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyoneeverything-else","category-family","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iregret.net\/wp-goodies\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}